“二战”时(👷)期,盟军要(🐽)实(🥇)施安奇奥登(dēng )陆计划,迫(pò )于(🕟)对一门叫安(ān )奇(qí )奥大炮的超(🎹)级武器的忌惮,要派两个精(jīng )锐(ruì )特工去摧(cuī )毁这(zhè )门大炮(pào ),结(♑)果两(liǎng )个傻逼被(bèi )派(🕔)了去,最后经过(guò )一连串搞笑(xiào )事件(🔲),阴差(🚉)阳错的(de )最(🕌)后完成了任务。 片段一:德国人在北非布置了(le )一个陷阱(🌙),准备了一(🥁)幅(fú )假的(🚨)防御工事地图让这(🦗)二个士兵(㊗)带回(🥔)去。他(🙂)们却(què )阴差阳(yáng )错(🙌)的拿(🤸)走了真(㊙)的地图,最终赢得(dé )了(le )战役。 (👃) 片段(duàn )(🚻)二:(🕙)他们化装成管道(dào )工(gōng )(🎋)潜入德(🐀)军在意(🧣)大利(⚾)的司令部,给(gěi )他们卫生间的管道修得乱七(qī )八糟,把将(🏻)军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军去(🌼)换衣(yī )(💹)服,拉(lā )开抽屉发现一套新(xīn )的(de )军服,于是洗(📛)头洗脸(liǎn )准(zhǔn )备换上新军服的时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的(🌱)脏水(shuǐ )倒(dǎo )进(🖍)抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子旁边(🚽)有(yǒu )一(yī )个废(fèi )水桶(tǒng ))。那个将军是最主要(yào )(⏺)的一个(💅)配角(❓),很(✖)有(yǒu )意思。到影(yǐng )片结(⛴)束前1分钟(zhōng )(⏺),都(🔮)没有一句(🔬)台(tái )词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。 (✒)片段三(🙅):德军(jun1 )有(🕵)一(🎞)门超级大(dà )炮俯(🔍)视着联(🗒)军将要(yào )登陆的海滩。这(🍈)二个士兵(bīng )居然化(huà )(♟)装成希特勒和随从,去(🤠)视察大(dà )(😂)炮,把(bǎ )大(dà )炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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